main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon

'Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,,

Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,,
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Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.'

Aug, 27 2012 203 chars (2 sms) 5129 views Double Meaning

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moraal

1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty...

Fill in the blanks

Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)

In Which Situation

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?

Think..

Think..

Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

Umeed hai is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega

'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'

Ive got ur bak

Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.
ill help u out netime.
2 see u hurt 2 $ee u cry
.make$ me weep & wanna die.
ill b right here til d end.co$ ur my love & my bestfriend.....

Diagram in boo

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don''t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"

maa

Phochta
Hai Jab Koi K Duniya Mein
Mohabbat Hai Kahan?
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Muskura Deta Hon Main
Or Yaad Aa Jati Hy Maa….
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Honay wali
Bahao..

Smile is the 2nd

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D

It''s keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)

Dil Chahta Hai K Aa

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,

G

GA

GAN

GAND

GANDH

GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->

App Mujhay Aik jaga

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?

Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE

To make it straight

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

I''m very good in bed

I''m very good in bed...
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I can sleep all day...

What Were U Thinking . . . ;->

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