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1 girl ask 2 pappu
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Double Meaning
1 girl ask 2 pappu
1 girl ask 2 pappu
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
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Jun, 18 2010
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girl friends
ik muddat ke baad uski awaz suni
tuo dil ne mujhse ye swal poocha
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abbe jaldy yaad kar "konsi wali hai"!!!
What''s An Average
What''s An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy''s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai
'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi
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Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay
Bohat Jalan Hui thi
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Mai Sari Raat Masalti rahi
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Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
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Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.'
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;->
Hamesha Ganda Sochna
life means
LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai
KyA AapNe kAb
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
Wo MotA sA,
Aas-PAAs bAAL,
NArAM-NArAM
UpEr sE CoVEr...
NEvEr??
JhooT boLTE ho?
KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->
woh haath me leke hilate hai 'Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'
Larki jub saray kapray
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->
G karta hai k aj
G karta hai k aj
Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ...
Aap ki
GA
GAN
GAND
GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon...
Jaano Meray mun mai
GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
GIRL:
Tum
Tum
Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)
Smile is the 2nd
Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D
It''s keeping ur mouth shut. :-P
But I like the way U think! ;-)
In Which Situation
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
Think..
Think..
Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
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