In Which Situation

In Which Situation
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
  

Jun, 18 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2611 views       Double Meaning

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'Girl: Wat do u like in me?

Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.

Girl: Whatttt?

Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.'
Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips.
Of Course You Know The First One... :-D




It's Keeping Ur Mouth Shut. :-P
But I Like The Way U Think! ;-)
A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room


And


Say : I''ll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .





&

Professor Says:



NOW OPEN YOUR












Books & Study. . . . ;->
Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

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BethA
huA

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BAkrA ... :p ;->
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi
.
Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay

Bohat Jalan Hui thi
.
Mai Sari Raat Masalti rahi
.
Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
.
.
.
.
.
Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.'
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?

Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho

Larka Kis Ka ?

Larki Apni Bhen




Ki





Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P
Girls misuse it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photogrphs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That''s SMILE
Keep Smiling..
Beautiful Quote..There Iz Nothing Greater Dan Parents In Dis World.
So Go Get Married Fast And Bcome Parents.
Think Different
Do Different:-D..
Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........


mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..