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Jun, 18 2010 100 chars (1 sms) 3127 views Double Meaning

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Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D

It''s keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)

Psycho the Rapist or Psychotherapist

SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...

mangta hoon to

mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka

Chalo Aaj Se Tum Mujhe Roshni

Dena
'Girl: Aaj "Rose Day" Hai Na?
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Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena

Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or Baqi Bachy POGO Dekhain'

Flirting Boy

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;) :p

Sexy sms

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.

1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.

Ye 2 Ghanta Ki

Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gaya hai

'February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!

Aur 14 November ko Children Day.

Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)'

Fill in the blanks

Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)

G karta hai k aj

G karta hai k aj
Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ...
Aap ki

GA

GAN

GAND

GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon...

Bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

Hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?

DIL

Pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

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