Hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo
Hello hello mera lelo


kya?


Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?


ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?


AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?



DIL
  

Jun, 18 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     4751 views       Double Meaning

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Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jaroo
SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...
Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo




agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?

Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho

Larka Kis Ka ?

Larki Apni Bhen




Ki





Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

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BethA
huA

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BAkrA ... :p ;->
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE
Dena
'Girl: Aaj "Rose Day" Hai Na?
.
.
.
.
Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena

Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or Baqi Bachy POGO Dekhain'
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..
Andheri raat thi
Wo meray saath thi
Mai uss kai upper tha
Wo mere neechay thi
Tauba tuaba……
Aray logon kya samjhe aap
Wo meri cycle thi..
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam
Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.


1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.



Ye 2 Ghanta Ki


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