Smile is the 2nd

Smile is the 2nd
Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D





It''s keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)
  

Jun, 18 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2417 views       Double Meaning

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Musharraf: o ki.
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->
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Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta





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HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


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A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.
ill help u out netime.
2 see u hurt 2 $ee u cry
.make$ me weep & wanna die.
ill b right here til d end.co$ ur my love & my bestfriend.....
BHARWA
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BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)
Andheri raat thi
Wo meray saath thi
Mai uss kai upper tha
Wo mere neechay thi
Tauba tuaba……
Aray logon kya samjhe aap
Wo meri cycle thi..
Dena
'Girl: Aaj "Rose Day" Hai Na?
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Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena

Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or Baqi Bachy POGO Dekhain'
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;) :p
SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...

'Girl: Wat do u like in me?

Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.

Girl: Whatttt?

Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.'