Chalo Aaj Se Tum Mujhe Roshni

Dena
'Girl: Aaj "Rose Day" Hai Na?
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Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena

Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or Baqi Bachy POGO Dekhain'

Aug, 27 2012 143 chars (1 sms) 2937 views Double Meaning

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Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing

Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips.
Of Course You Know The First One... :-D

It's Keeping Ur Mouth Shut. :-P
But I Like The Way U Think! ;-)

main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon

'Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,,

Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,,
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Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.'

Kuch log thodi

Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!

To make it straight

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

Jaano Meray mun mai

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi

BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?

GIRL:
Tum

Tum

Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

A peach is a peach

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise

Psycho the Rapist or Psychotherapist

SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...

Hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?

DIL

Wo kiyA hAi

Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??

U Dirty MiNd

AnswEr hAi

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BethA
huA

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BAkrA ... :p ;->

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti...

School Bhej DiA . . . ;->

maa

Phochta
Hai Jab Koi K Duniya Mein
Mohabbat Hai Kahan?
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Muskura Deta Hon Main
Or Yaad Aa Jati Hy Maa….
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Ki
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Honay wali
Bahao..

SAb kEhte hAiN

SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,

Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??

1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;->

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Chalo Aaj Se Tum Mujhe Roshni

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