cycle

cycle
Andheri raat thi
Wo meray saath thi
Mai uss kai upper tha
Wo mere neechay thi
Tauba tuaba……
Aray logon kya samjhe aap
Wo meri cycle thi..
  

Dec, 02 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     3522 views       Double Meaning

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Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta





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Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don''t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"

'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'
ik muddat ke baad uski awaz suni
tuo dil ne mujhse ye swal poocha
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abbe jaldy yaad kar "konsi wali hai"!!!

woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai



BOLO KYA?



Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'

'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

















NAAK SAAF ;->

Hamesha Ganda Sochna
Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jaroo
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.
Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka