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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
DOST Wo Ho Jo
JAN- Ki Dhoop Ho
FEB- Ki Barish Ho
MAR- Ki Shaam Ho
APR- Ki Bahar Ho
MAY- Ki Subha Ho
JUN- Ki Chaa''on Ho
JUL- Ki Khushbu Ho
AUG- Ki Taaro''n Bhari
Raat Ho
SEP- Ki Chandni Ho
OCT- Ki Rimjhim Ho
NOV- Ki Hawa Ho
DEC- Ki sard Raat Ho

SAAL k 12 Mahiney
Saath Ho ... :)
sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
poetry of a sardar:

sajno arz kita aa

kutta mar gaya razai wich
ah ha kia baataan

kutta mar gaya razai wich
main mar gaya teri judai wich

kukri haraam ho gayi
tere ishq andar meri jind badnaam ho gayi
Wo agar husn waloon ki sarkaar thay
Hum bhi shahir-e-mohabt k sardar thay

Aik jurm-e-mohabt ki padaash mein
Omr bhar keliay hum szawaar thay

Maot ka faisla jab kia tha kbhi
hum bhi tyaar thay, wo bhi tyaar thay

Kar skay na koi wadaa wafa
Aik eqraar tha , laakh inkaar thay

Hum marez-e-sahub gham rahay esliay
Jitnay taryaak thay , saray beqar thay

Wo jo bichar kar juda ho gaye
Wo mohabt k jazboon ki mehkaar thay
Suno mein laut aya hoon
Meri batein
Meray waday
Mein apne saath laya hoon,
Suno meri dharkan mein
Wohi ik saaz bajta hai
Andaz meri baton ka
Tera andaz lagta hai
Khazaan k zard patton ko
Barf se sard mosam ko
Hijar ki garm aahon ko
Tanhai ki bahon ko
Suno
Main chor aya hoon
Abhi jo sakt baaqi hai
Mera jo wqat baaqi hai
Sameto mujh ko bahoon mein
Mujhay chand khushiyan de dalo
Meray sab gham sameto tum
Chand lamhay mujh ko de dalo
Mein sab rishtay
Sabhi natay
Sabhi bandhan
Sabhi dhage
Suno
Mein tor aya hoon
Suno mein laut aya hoon
Kal halki halki barish thi
Kal sard hawa ka rawa bhi tha
Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray thay
Kal un me aap ka aks bhi tha
Kal badal kaalay gehray thay
Kal chaand pay laakhoon pehray thay
Kuch tukray aap ki yaadoon k
Bari der tak dil mei thehray thay
Kal yaadein uljhi uljhi theen
Or kal tak yeh na suljhi theen
Kal yaad bohat tum ay thay
Kal yaad bohat tum ay thay
Abhi who dard baqi hai
Agarchay waqt marham hai
Magaar kuch waqt lagta hai
Kisi ko bhool janay mein
Dobara dil basanay mein
Abhi kuch waqt lagna hai
Abhi who dard baqi hai
Main kis tarha nai ulfat mein
Apni zaat gum kar doon
K meray jism-o-wajdan mein
Abhi who fard baqi hai
Abhi uss shakhs ki mujh par
Nigaah-e-sard baqi hai
Abhi who ishq k raston ki
Mujh par gard baqi hai
Abhi who dard baqi hai
sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!


Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
sardarni To sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?

sardar:Darling..

Jeweller Ki Dukan The,

Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary

Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??
Radio Quiz:

Should Women Have Children After 35?

sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :

Should Women Have Children After 35?

sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!