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Sardar: Aap K Father

sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se

sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain

Sardar Ki Maa

sardar Ki Maa

Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se

Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga

Aur

Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se

sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi

Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear

Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.

Teacher:Wo Kon

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

sardar Je:

MISS

"NARRA":-)

Sir: Apka Beta

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

A Sardar Prays

A sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Sardar g As A Directo

sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don''t Knw Swiming
sardar g :
Oye Don''t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p

A Sardar Was Drying

A sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them

Some1 Asked What R U Doing?

sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!

SArdar In UK Hotel

sardar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

sardar Replid: Éggs'' Mother.)

Sardar: Yar Mere Bal

sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

sardar: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-) Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

sardar: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)

Some1 Wrote 2

Some1 Wrote 2 sardar,

"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,

"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"

AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING

AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING

''''SHAIR'''' sardAR JEE SE

DARTA PHIR RAHA HAY

PATA HY Q ??????

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SIMPLE .......

DESE DAYS.......\

SING IS KING

Man 2 Sardar

Man 2 sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!

Depressed, sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.

At 50th Floor He Remembers,

I Dont Hav A Daughter.

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