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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

A sardar goes to a restaurant

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

Kal halki halki barish thi

Kal halki halki barish thi,
kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha,
Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the,
Kal un main app ka aqs bhi tha,
kal badal gehray kaale the,
Kal chand pe laakhon pehre the..
Kuch tukry app ki yaadon ke,
Bari dair se dil main thehre the..
Kal yaadien uljhi uljhi thien,
Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thien..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..

Pathan Ka Khoobsorat Bacha

sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)

Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main

Jaag Raha Hun.

sardar

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-

Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..

Sardar Ne Machis Li Or

sardar Ne Machis Li Or
Teeli Jalai But Na Jali
Dosri Jalai Na Jali Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul
Gai
Toh sardar Ne Jaldi
Se Bujha Di,
Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh
Leta Hun.

WO konsi ungli

sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
sardar! Dastaney ki...

Jab inko hosh aa jaye.....

Ek sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to sardar ghusse se bola:
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Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.

Latest Versions of Java

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?

sardar:
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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...

Songs Download karane hein

sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein.

Dukandar:Memory Card hai ?

sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.

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