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Ik sarda

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
sardar= piko karani se.
:P

Tech: jab bijli chamkti

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?

sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......

1 Sardar Train main

1 sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

Cheecker:- Ticket Please..
sardar:- Nahin Hai..
Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)

Sardar School Ma S

sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->

Dr Sahab Plastic

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?

Sardar put his pencil

sardar put his pencil in a

bottle of HORLICKS!

Why?

He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper

Ek Larki Sardar

Ek Larki sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.

sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh

Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;->

Mene kal easy l

sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->

"I SAW A FILM"

Teacher:Covert into Hindi

"I SAW A FILM

sardar: "Teacher ne ''A'' film dekhi"

1st Sardar to 2nd

1st sardar to 2nd sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..

2nd. wo k se?

1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->

Aik sardar Europe gia

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->

Pathan Sardar Se

Pathan sardar Se:
Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?

sardar: Nahi Yara..

Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??

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