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Ek Sardar Apni Maa

Ek sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?

sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)

Sardar: Cricket

sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(

SARDARJI was in a

sardARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and

Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''

1 Sardar ki shad

1 sardar ki shadi pe sb sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->

Sardr apni shadi

sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai

sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->

1st Sardar

1st sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"

"Wahayat"

Sardar ka Padosi Ma

sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

Sardar in Fire Brigade

sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)

Sardar Friend Se

sardar Friend Se:

Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.

Friend: Kyon?

sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??

sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)

don''t say anything

don''t say anything I am fed out. I don''t have now any more interest in teasing and insulting sardars and Other animals, So I have decided to say sorry
and

wud try my best to carry on my previous task.

Aaj halki halki baarish

Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,

Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay,

PehAn Lo TuM SweAter

PehAn Lo TuM SweAter TuMSe yEhi hy HAmAri GuzArish , , ,

Mubarak hO Aap sAbko sardi ki PehLi BAriSh . . . :p :d ;->

HApPy RAIN . . . /

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