sard SMS Messages643 messages

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....

Sardar Wrote BILL

sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Train Chali, Sardar

Train Chali, sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->

Dirtiest Message Of

Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "

A Sardar & A Wife

A sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,

"Where, Where"???

Sardar Apne Ghar

sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha
sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->

1 Sardar

1 sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..." ;->

Teacher- Jeevan Me Aisa

Teacher-
Jeevan
Me
Aisa
Kaam
Karo
K
Aapka
Naam
Dun Ia
K
Charo
Kono
Me
Fael
Jaye!
.
.
sardar-
Aisa Nai Ho Skta
!
Dunia
To
Gol
Hai..

Sardar Cycle K

sardar
Cycle
K
Break
Hath
Me
Lekar
Nach
Raha
Tha.
.
Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho sardARJI.?
.
sardar-Oye!
BREAK DANCE

How Do You Know

How Do You Know
If A sardar-G Has Been
Sending E-Mail ... ?

You See A Bunch Of
Envelopes Stuffed Into
The Disk Drive ... ;->

Sardar Attending

sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..

Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..

sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga

Sardar :

sardar :
I Love You Da Ki Mtlab
Honda Ae .. ?

Girl :
Main Tum Se Pyar
Krti Hoon ... !!!

sardar :
Aaj Ka Di Kuriya''n Ty
Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal
Da Mtlb Ki Puchya
Free Ho Gau ... ;->

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