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Eik Sardar Ne Najomi

Eik sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha:

"Kya Main Agly Janam Mn
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya,

"Aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti . . . :P :D ;->

Ek Sardar ne Road Pe

Ek sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
Main Ja K Beth Gya

Dure sardar Ne Poocha
''''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?''''

1st sardar Replied
''''Gehria''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->

The New Glossary Of

The New Glossary Of
Medical Term By A
sardar ...

Anti body- Agnst evry1
Cardialogy- Advance
study of poker playing
Coma- A punctuation
mark
Enema- Not a frnd or
male of enemy
Flu- Going by
aeroplane
Genes- Blue denim
Labor pain- Getting hurt
@ work
Morbid- Higher bid
Urine- Opposite to u r
out ...

Man:Sardaar

Man:sardaar G Apki Behan Gum Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain Usay Dhonday.
sardar: Chor Yaar Kyun Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.

1 sardar Kafi dei

1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aya

Pind di mitti
Sung k kehnda
Hun te mitti di khushbo badl gai aa

2nd;

"^A mitti nai a
Sukki tatti a^"

Sardar aur us ka

sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.

A lucknowi nawab

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon

Doctor: Bachey ko

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->

Sardar G Dukandar

sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhe,
6up,
1 Down Hy =P ;->

Judge: why r u arrested

Judge: why r u arrested?

sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

Ek Sardar 2 A Man

Ek sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->

Man sees Sardar

Man sees sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->

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