sard SMS Messages643 messages

sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
sardAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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sardAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!
sardarni ne sardar se kaha me kapre nichor nichor ker thak gye hun mujhe ek spinner chahiye

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sardar doosre din Shahid Afridi le aaya
khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sardar g: O teri to mithaai ki dukaan hy,, tera dil nahi karta mithaai khhany ko !!!!
2nd sardar: yar dil to bra krta hy mgr abba g ne mnaa kia hy.....
iss liye choos choos k rakh deta hoon...
sardAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA

sardAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA
sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
sardar: Tu tension na ley,

...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:
sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?

sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
Twin babies born in a sardAR's House.

sardAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !