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*~sardAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)
sardar to sardarni:

"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"

sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,

turya te jaanda nai,

tay race lao gay"
Ek sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.
Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.

sardar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,

To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha

Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia

usne jawab k end me likha

Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.
English Teacher:

"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."

Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??

sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D
DOSTI wo hy jo

“JANUARY” ki dhoop ho,

“FEBRUARY” ki barish ho,

“MARCH” ki shaam ho,

“APRIL” ki hawa ho,

“MAY” ki subah ho,

“JUNE” ki chawo’on ho,

“JULY” ki khushboo ho,

“AUGUST” ki taaron bhri raat ho,
“SEPTEMBER” ki chandni ho,

“OCTOBER” ki rim-jhim ho,

“NOVEMBER” ki bahaar ho,

“DECEMBER” ki sard raat ho,

Us sardi mai mery sard Hath hon or aap ky leay Dua ek khass ho k,
” SADA
KHUSH
RAHO “ameen”
Beet Gaye Sare Mahine Saal Ke,
Ab Phir Laut Aya Hain December,

Mere Gamo ka mausam Jata Nahi,
Ya Allah Kuch Mujh Par Karam Kar,

Jab bhi uski yaad ati hain Mujhko,
Nahi So Pata Hun Ek Karwat Par,

Ab tu sardi bhi nahi lagti december main,
Nahi Rakhta main ek bhi Kapda Badan Par,

Allah tu Lauta de phir se wo mahine aur sardiyan,
Ya phir ye Sara Mamla hi Khatam Kar,
Lot aaye...


Usey kehna December aa gaya hai..
December k guzartay hi..
Baras ek aur mazi ki ghupa mein doob jaaye ga..
Usey kehna December laut aaye ga..
Magar jo khoon so jaayega jismon mein na jaaye ga..
Usey kehna hawayen sard hain..
Aur zindagi k kohray deewaroN main larzaan hain..
Usey kehna shagoofay tehniyon mein so rahay hain..
Aur un par barf ki chadar bichi hai..
Usey kehna agar sooraj na niklay ga..
To kaisay barf pighlay gi...
Usey kehna..
KI...
Lot Aaye...!
Manoos ajnabi

Manoos Ajnabi
Ab k December may
Main nay bhi kuch khawab sjaye hain
apni sard aankho'n may
per darr lagta hai
kahi yeh meray khawab
pghel na jaye
Dhoop pernay per....!!
November ki ik sard sham main.
Tum nay hamaray hath tham kar hamari ankhoon main jhankhtay hoy kha tha.
k jab purwa ki thandi hawain chalain gi.
kali ghatain laharah kar ain gi.
Sawan TOOT kar barsay ga*TU*Asay main achanak Chupakay SAY MAIN Ajao GA.
*JANA* SADIOON SAY HAMAIN US SAWAN KA INTZAR HAY*