sard SMS Messages643 messages



Judge: why r u arrested?
sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

sardar: before opening the shop…..:p


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

sardAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
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?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” ;)
A sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
sardar: B.Com final year”
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE
sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
sardar;abey ullu everyyear.