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In a practical Exam

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Q:Why is a Sardarji

Q:Why is a sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

ONE DAY A MAN

ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO sardAR "MR.sardAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. sardAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES

1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.

1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.
Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue
pakre gaye or us per bolte hen
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G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
sardar: BANANA

Hitler says,

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

Police:Tumhe kal

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

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