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Sardar wins 20

sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

Sardar’s wish : when i die,

sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

Sardar at an Art Gallery:

sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

How do you recognize

How do you recognize a sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

How can a Sardar Kill

How can a sardar Kill a Lion ?
sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

A Teacher lecturing on population –

A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

Sardar : S

sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

Sardarji opens his lunch box

sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

Sardar: Doctor help me

sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
sardar: Phone karte waqt.

Sardarji is not sleeping

sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

What a pair of strange socks

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

A sardarji went to a

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

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