Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua bhag rha tha us se kisi ne pocha
"kia kar rahay ho?
sardar:
main dekh raha hun k 1 cigerate kitne kilometre chalta hai.!
sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-
Judge: why r u arrested?
sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
sardar: before opening the shop….
sardar proposed his BoSs daughter.
BoSs: Jitni teri pay hai us me to meri beti k lye toilet paper b nahi ayega.
sardar: Jay inni potti krdi ay te fir reyn do.
