sard SMS Messages643 messages

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

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3rd floor:- shit i m banta
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta
sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)
2 sardars Looking at egyptan Mummies,
sardar 1: Look so many bandages ,Pakka truck accident hai
sardar 2: aaho , ais liye Truck Number bhi likha ha BC-1760
garmi ka kya faida hai






Sochoo





Abhi tak sooch rahey ho ??






sardi nahi lagti
2 sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!
What do you do when a sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
What do you do when a sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
3 MEN discusing wives
1st says my wife is very cold
2nd says mine is very hot
3rd sardAR ji he says i''m confused i think she is cold but people say she is hot
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
sardar ji ko sarak k kinaray peeshab kartay dehk kar 1 larki rasra badalnay lagi.
sardar ji bole ,
" DARYE MAT AP JIS SE DAR RAHI HAIN USEY MAIN NE PAKRA HUA HA