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Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh ca

sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??

sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

A Sardar moving

A sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->

A Sardar moving

A sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->

Gang of SARDARS

Gang of sardARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta

A sardar was passing thru a jungle.

A sardar was passing thru a jungle.

A churail stops him and says: Hoo hoo ha ha ha,

main churail hoon.

sardar: Jaanta hoon, teri ek behan mere ghar bhi hai:-)

Sardar was traveling in train

sardar was traveling in train

A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up

sardar complained to the Railway Officer

THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

A man to sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It

sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi

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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)

K B C

K B C
Amitab:In which state Ganga flows?
sardar:Liquid state
Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting
were sardar"s

One There Was A

One There Was A Mirrow Dat Used To Kill Liars....

FRENCH : i think, I Dont smoke..
(KILLED)

American : I Think, I Love Iraq.
(KILLED)

sardar : I think....

(KILLED)

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki

sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??

sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,

Ab Bhugtey.....

Pathan: Hum Ne

Pathan: Hum Ne Ek Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zariye Dewar K Doosri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai........!!!!!!!!

sardar: Wo Kia Cheez Banai Hai tumne Khan Shahab

Pathan: Suurakh... ;->

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