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Sardar : Was thinking .

sardar : Was thinking .
sardarni : Kya soch rahe ho?
sardar : ye START TV walo ko pata kaise chalta hai
sardarni :Kia?
sardar : yehi k " Ap dekh Rahy hain STAR PLUS " !

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...

1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.

2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?

1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.

Two sardars are driving

Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!

Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI

Aik sardAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.

BATAO KYUN?...

SOCHO SOCHO……

BECAUSE LADKI KUNWARI THI.

STRANGE NA ..

BUT sardAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?

- SOCHO Socho

BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT

JO LADKI AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI.

BALLE – BALLE

How can a Sardar

How can a sardar Kill a Lion ? sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.

A Sardar Reads On

A sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "

When Sardar was

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror

sardar shouted " you are trying to see my wife? " sot back , i will drive.

A Sardar looking at

A sardar looking at sky asks another sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya.

Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya. 12 bottles pine ke baad sardar ne Pocha " aap ko Charhti Kyu Nahi?
Bahgwaan: Main Baghwaan hon.
sardar: Charh Gai hai salay Ko.

Ek truck doosre ko

Ek truck doosre ko khench k ja raha tha ,, Yeh dekh k ek sardar zor zor se husney laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gia or bola " ek rassi ko uthanay k liye 2 2 truck"

Sardar dukhi tha,

sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho?
sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon

Sardar Dharakt pe

sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?

sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

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