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SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:

sardAR Apne NOKAR Se:
"Garden Main Paani Dalo".

NOKAR:
"Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hay".

sardAR:
"Saaley, Kaam Choor! CHATRI Pakar K Daal".....!!!

1 sardar ka electric

1 sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye intrview tha.

OFFICER ne poocha: sardar G Electric motor kaise chalti hay.
sardar G:
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TorrRrRrRrRrrr. . .!

Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

sardar: Is m thandi chez thandi or garm chee garam rehti hy.
Dost:Tum is m kya laye ho.
sardar:4 qulfi 2 cup chae;-)

A sardar went 2

A sardar went 2 international cookin contest. Wen judges came 2 him,
he was movin spoon in empty karhai.
Judge Asked: kya bana rahe ho...?
sardar: Pagal..

Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?

sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?

Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.

sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!

1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo

sardar Bought A New Mobile.

sardar Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

sardar Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya

Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay

Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai

Sardar ne Bacha aghwa

sardar ne Bacha aghwa kia or tavaan k lye sticker pe likh k bache pe chipkaya "10 Lakh subah pull k neche pohnchado"
Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhejdia
Dosre din wo pull k neche gya to usy paise milgye or sath sticker pe likha tha
"Maa Qasam paise ka gham nai,Gham to is bat ka hai k sardAR ne sardAR ko loota

In battle Sardar g

In battle sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.

Why?

sardar g replied

'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤

A Sardar asked his friend:

A sardar asked his friend: kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain??
Frend replied: No
sardar said: tou phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay..!!

Sardar apne ghar walon

sardar apne ghar walon k sath larki dekhne gya,

ghar walo ne dono ko akela chor dia
sardar:Behn G ap kitne behn bhai ho?
Larki:Gusse se Pehle 3 thy ab 4 hogye..

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