1 sardar ka electric

1 sardar ka electric
1 sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye intrview tha.

OFFICER ne poocha: Sardar G Electric motor kaise chalti hay.
Sardar G:
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TorrRrRrRrRrrr. . .!
  

May, 25 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2004 views       Funny

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Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De

Tu Khwab K Pyase ko Tabeer Ka Darya De

Is Bar Barabar Me Aaye Aisi Parosan

Jo Dil Ko Garma De Aur Ruuh Ko Tarpa De . . . ;->
When u fall in Love no power on earth can keep u away 4m ur loved one,But only one power can keep u in ur senses,Guess what?"Abbay di juttian"
How do u find Avogadro''s no?









Menu>contacts>Avogadro
Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...





Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->
The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education
Life Is A Card Game


During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
What''s Te Difference Between Poison And Alcohol ... ???



If U Drink Alcohol

U Will Dance Around People

If U Drink Poison

People Will Dance Around You ;->
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai

Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)