sard SMS Messages643 messages

sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai


1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”


sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?

sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”


sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)


Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!
sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

Waterproof towel

Solar powerd tourch

Book on how to read

Pedal powerd wheelchair

Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-
sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Lady:i forget the name,but it starts with T.

Sadar:oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!
sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"

Shopkeeper: "Aap isko 100 floor se nichy girao ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tootega."

sardar: "Wow! Pack it..."
sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k7 dekha
Wo bhag k office waps agya or

bola: BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA JATA.