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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

In bio practical:

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
sardar:See my legs & tell my name

1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

Sardar to doctor:

sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

Sardar:Begum aaj chicken

sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?

sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Sardarji to others:

sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

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