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Sardar Apne Ghar Ka

sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha
sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->

A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking

A sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,

"Where, Where"???

Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .

Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "

Train Chali, Sardar Ji

Train Chali, sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->

Sardar To His Friend -

sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->

Aik din aik sardar k

Aik din aik sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho gae.
Osne baap ki photo qabrastan main aik tree per laga di aur os k neeche likh dia

"coming soon"

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar

Jageer Daar 1 sardar Se: Agr Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..
sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi.

Sardar proposing

sardar proposing a girl.. Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi.
Girl.. Tameez se bat kro ...
Aslam.o.Alaikum Baji kya mujse shadi krogi.

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi Thi

sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->

Mariz:Mere oper wali

Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he

sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di

Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha tha

sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha

Sardar to doctor:

sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"

Prince charles & sardarji

Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
sardar thinks "how poetic"
sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard

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