A sardar went to a doctor...
sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
3 sardars talking about Aids1) Mai to condom k bina karta nahi.2) Mai to ungali me bhi condom pehenta hu.3) Mai to bilkul risk nahi leta Parosi se karwata hoon.
santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!
Manager 2 sardar :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
sardar :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
sardar :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......
Teacher to sardar:''Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."
sardar:''If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.
sardar kay 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajab sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
"Ab to bata do ye kiska hai?
sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).
