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Wedding nite:

Wedding nite:

Dulhan sardar se,

aaj mujay itna khus kro
k ma sari zindgi yad
rakhon....

sardar sari raat usay
gud gudi Krta raha...->

Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?

sardar 1:yar yeh joray
kahan bantay hain?

sardar 2:Aasman par

Pehla:Abay shit yar

Doosra:kia hua?

Pehla:main tou darzi ko
day aata...-'';>

Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita...?

sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao

Pandit: Fer

sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia. . . ;->

School me master

School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.

Sardar sharaab peeta

sardar sharaab peeta
r rota jata,
Aik pathan nay poocha:
Kiya hua sardAR G?
sardar khta hai:Jis larki
ka naam bhulana
Chahta hun,
Yska naam yaad nh a
Raha....-;>

Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar

sardarni writes massege 2 sardar
''''ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao.''''
sardar writes 2 her -
''''Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai'''' ;->

Sardar Jii Tuwanu

sardar Jii Tuwanu Kadi Kissi Naal Pyar Nai Hoya . . .? ? ?

sardar Jii: Yaar Hoya Te Hai
Lekin O Mandi Hii Nahi
Bus Ena Kendi Ae ''''I Love U''''
Pata Nai Ullu Da Patha ''''U'''' Kon Hai . . . ;->

Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA

Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
sardar: BA
Prof: and Sodium?
sardar: NA

Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?

sardar: BANANA!

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

A sardar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd

& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!

CID Officer:

CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?

sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.

Sardar g:

sardar g: My computer is going crazy..

Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?

sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->

Bus chali jhatka laga

Bus chali
jhatka laga
ek sardar ek larki par gira
larki boli:
badtameez,kya kar rahe ho...
sardar bola: SINDH University se B.COM kar raha hoon.

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