sard SMS Messages643 messages

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill

Sardi Ho Gayi Hai?

sardi Ho Gayi Hai?
Haan
Naak Bhi Band Hai?
Haan
Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?
Haan Bah Haan!
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To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha.... !!

Sardarji: Doctor Ji

sardarji: Doctor Ji Apko Taankay Laganay Attay Hay?

Doctor: Haan Attay Hay Kaha Laganay Hay?

sardar: Ye Lo Chappal Pay Laga Do

Height Of Playin Games

Height Of Playin Games

A sardar''s Dead Body Found In A Cupboard

&

Al Other sardars Declard Him

Winner Of Last Year''s

Hide&Seek

Championship!

1 Pathan

1 Pathan Or sardar Ki Khub Pitai Hui.
Dono Roza Khushai Me Mufta Torte Hue
Pakre Gaye Or Us Pr Bolte Hen
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G, Wo, Hum Larke Walo Ki Taraf Se Hy.. ;->

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purey ek darjan
''desi''
aanday hain.
meri taraf se sardi ka tohfa..
^ HAPPY WINTER SEASON ^ (:->

After "Engagement

After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
sardar Replied: Phansi

After Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know sardar Waz Saying

"FIANCEE"

PATHAN: O Yar!

PATHAN: O Yar!

Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!

Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy

sardAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PATHAN:

"OPERATION THEATRE"

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI

1 sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)

Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,

Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,

HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,

MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,

JESE

Zardari

sardar

Faraz

Or
Sab Se Barh Kar

PATHAN... ;->

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->

Sardar 2 SrdarnI

sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!

Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->

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