sard SMS Messages643 messages

Sardar orders pizza.

sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

Sardar by mistake

sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet .

All ladies suddenly stand up !

sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO

sardar ka RADIO kharab

sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila. Yeh deekh kar sardar gussy se bola!
Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!

5 sardars & a girl

5 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resQ rope.

Pilot: One must leave bcoz of overload.

Girl: I''ll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

Sardar say kisi ny kaha

sardar say kisi ny kaha INDIAN flag ma tmhara kya hy?
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
Nothing 4 u
sardar thought n rplied
OYE DANDA Tery piyo da e.

Twin babies born

Twin babies born in a sardAR''s House.

sardAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !

Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Deliverd a Baby.

Doctor sent Him SMS,

"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

sardar forwarded it 2 all.

Ye scooty kab li

Ye scooty kab li? sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.

A sardar asked

A sardar asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"sardar said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."

Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha

sardar: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free
Hahahahahaha

A sardarji went to a

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

Sardarji is not sleeping

sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

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