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May God give u

May God give u

Tata ka status

Vajpayee ka dhiraj

Laaden ki himmat

Bill Gates ki income

Bush ki taqat

baaki...

sardar ka dimag to hai hee.

Once a sardar was

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

Doctor to sardar

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
sardar : Yes. A good doctor

Qualities That A Friend Must Hav

Qualities That A Friend Must Have

Cute As Elephant

Smart As sarda

Active As Turtle

Fit As Hippo

&

Mature As Monkey

No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->

Winter is going 2 start...

Winter is going 2 start...
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..

Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
sardiyan mast guzren gi..

Mamon... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

Sardi Ka Zaman Hai .

sardi Ka Zaman Hai . . .
Mausam bhi Suhana Hai . . .
Ek Dou Sms Tou Ker De Ae DOST
Kia Balance 2008 Tak Chalana Hai . . . ;->

Sardar selected a short girl to marry

sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai

1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA

1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA hy..
Yeh kAun sA stAtioN hy.. ??

sardAr Ne KahA:

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RaiLwAy StAtion.!! ;->

Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai

Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai

Kia

Socho

Kuch Socha

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sardi Nahi Lagti ;->

Ekdin Sardar sapne

Ekdin sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........

Ekdin Sardar sapne

Ekdin sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

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sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)

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