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Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

2 Sardars lookin

2 sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

Do U know why a sardar ji kept

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

Question: Why did 18 Sardars

Question: Why did 18 sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Sardarji was asked,

sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

A Sardar looking

A sardar looking at sky asks another sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

Sardar got job

sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

A Sardar & his wife

A sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

A sardar ji pulled

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

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