Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb

Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb
Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!


Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
  

Jun, 11 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2882 views       Naughty

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What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika Sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi Sawant

Contest Elections In India.?


Politics Will Become Transparent
Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!


Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey..

WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??

LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->
A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:


WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge

wah wah
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge


bel bje ge or bhag jaen ge.
Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.
Paperz hon mgr result na aye,

Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,

Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,

Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,

Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,

Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,

Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.

Aur

Light ay magar wapas na jaey.

Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .
A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,


& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
.
.

NAKED
Pehlay Baahon me Lena

Phr Seene Se Lagana

Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna

Phr Khoob Kiss Krna

Phr Bister Pr Litana
.
.
.
.


Kita Mushkil hay
Bacchon ko Sulana.
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia

FlaMeR
Radio Quiz:

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor..

1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.

2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich..