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Govrment ny aeilan
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Naughty
Govrment ny aeilan
Govrment ny aeilan
Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.
sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?
wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->
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Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb
Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!
Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
Shall We Try Different
Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"
Husband: "Excellent idea"
Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->
colg ki larki se bola.
Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
Radio Quiz
Radio Quiz:
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
BAchEy 2 he Achey.
DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey..
WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??
LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->
bel bja k bhag jain gy
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge
wah wah
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge
bel bje ge or bhag jaen ge.
No argument at wedding crowd
A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,
The Husband Said:
“When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey”
His Bride Replied:
“I Know But I Didn’t
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding”
LONELY NIGHT
In a quiet night, a quite tear rolls down
my cheeks and make a quiet wish,
May you are here with me
Sitting hand in hand, in this lonely night,
expressing lovely feelings,
We have for each other.
I wish you were here to say, “I love you” to me.
Law Of Reverse Dynamics
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich..
Larki- Dad
Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!
Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!
Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->
Pather ki deewaar na
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia
FlaMeR
bahoon main
Pehlay Baahon me Lena
Phr Seene Se Lagana
Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna
Phr Khoob Kiss Krna
Phr Bister Pr Litana
.
.
.
.
Kita Mushkil hay
Bacchon ko Sulana.
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