Galt Fehmi

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Smjh Kr Gulab Ka Phol,
Mere rukhsar pe a bethi :D
Good evng :p

Feb, 10 2015 102 chars (1 sms) 8590 views Naughty

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GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

(A Pakistani Film Actor)

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" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. "

Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->

Pather ki deewaar na

Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia

FlaMeR

Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb

Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!

Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->

Water Is So Preciou

Water Is So Precious,
So Plz Send Dis Msg To As Many Frnds As Possible With Dis Slogan:
SAVE WATER!

SAVE WATER!

SHARE SHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR''S DAUGHTER!! ;->

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=

Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...

"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia ''FARAZ'' ko... =P ;->

Teacher: ''Kisses

Teacher: ''Kisses'' Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?

Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P

Larki- Dad

Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!

Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!

Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->

Enlgish

All the girlz who diet for a 0 figure......
Remember!
Real Men go for Curves,,,,,
only Dogs go for Bones....

ab ap ki bari hay

aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay

Shall v Try A Different

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->

One Boy To Anothe

One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?

2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->

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