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Jan, 20 2012     165 chars (2 sms)     3526 views       Naughty

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tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge

wah wah
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge


bel bje ge or bhag jaen ge.
Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!

Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!

Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->
A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,


& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
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NAKED
Define Fashion Show?

"In Fashion Show,

Designer Shows Their Creation On Models,

Models Drop Their Dress

& Show God''s Creation
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

FlaMeR
Announcement In
Zardari''s Chartd Plane ...




Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...
Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya

§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne

15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.
Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"

Husband: "Excellent idea"


Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->
"Very intersting"

Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,
Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,
Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai




*"MOLVI"*

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!
Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di?
2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi
1st:Wo Kese?
2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->