Shall We Try Different

Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"

Husband: "Excellent idea"

Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->

Jun, 11 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2586 views Naughty

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Aisi Kon c Cheez Hai

Aisi Kon c Chez Hai.
jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.?

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Its= ” W ”

W-OMAN

CO-W

Har wAqT NegaTivE Mat Socha Karo…

GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

(A Pakistani Film Actor)

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" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. "

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=

Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...

"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia ''FARAZ'' ko... =P ;->

What Will Happen If

What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika Sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi Sawant

Contest Elections In India.?

Politics Will Become Transparent

No argument at wedding crowd

A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,

The Husband Said:
“When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey”

His Bride Replied:
“I Know But I Didn’t
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding”

A MAN''s Sad Story

A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
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NAKED

Define Fashion Show

Define Fashion Show?

"In Fashion Show,

Designer Shows Their Creation On Models,

Models Drop Their Dress

& Show God''s Creation

Clas Mein Teachr

Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,

Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.

Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola

"Kia Khayal Hai Madam

Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...

LONELY NIGHT

In a quiet night, a quite tear rolls down

my cheeks and make a quiet wish,

May you are here with me

Sitting hand in hand, in this lonely night,

expressing lovely feelings,

We have for each other.

I wish you were here to say, “I love you” to me.

Biwi ne kameez utari

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:

"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"

Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->

Why R U pregnan

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

Height Of Fear

Height Of Fear

2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy

Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya

Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->

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