isko english man translate

isko english man translate
Teacher: isko english man translate kro

"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"


boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->
  

Jun, 11 2010     114 chars (1 sms)     2681 views       Naughty

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Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge

wah wah
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge


bel bje ge or bhag jaen ge.
Aisi Kon c Chez Hai.
jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.?

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Its= ” W ”

W-OMAN

CO-W

Har wAqT NegaTivE Mat Socha Karo…

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->
tujh ko bhool k zinda rehna, tanhai k dard ko sehna,




Ziada mushkil to naheen hai.
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia

FlaMeR
Radio Quiz:

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi
Us ne Multan se Matirc kia
karachi se F.A kia
Faisalabad se B.A kia
Islamabad se M.A kia
Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein
Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai
Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen .
{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.
One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?

2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->
Announcement In
Zardari''s Chartd Plane ...




Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...
Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?

Sardar:Darling..

Jeweller Ki Dukan The,

Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary

Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??
''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women"