Enlgish

Enlgish
All the girlz who diet for a 0 figure......
Remember!
Real Men go for Curves,,,,,
only Dogs go for Bones....
  

Aug, 29 2011     108 chars (1 sms)     2873 views       Naughty

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Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->
Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich..
Kissing is like real estate.


The most important thing is




location,
location,
n location! ?
A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...






Why???







U Dirty Mind...



She Had The Ticket!!!
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

FlaMeR
I don’t love.

I don’t care.

I just married a millionair.

And if he dies I don’t cry,

.

.

I just fuck another guy.
Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"

Husband: "Excellent idea"


Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->
Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad b nikl gya..

Pathan:
O khucha lagta hy humko
Gul Bano k sath sath
Gul Khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia

FlaMeR
Girl To A Tattoo Artist:

How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing

An Animal Just Above My Knee?

Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,

But Girraffe Is Free.
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!