Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
  

Dec, 07 2011     141 chars (1 sms)     3261 views       Naughty

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Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
Eik Piyari Si Surat,
Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
Thodi Shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor..

1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.

2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->
One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?

2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->
Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi
Us ne Multan se Matirc kia
karachi se F.A kia
Faisalabad se B.A kia
Islamabad se M.A kia
Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein
Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai
Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen .
{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.
What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika Sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi Sawant

Contest Elections In India.?


Politics Will Become Transparent
Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.

sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?

wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->
I don’t love.

I don’t care.

I just married a millionair.

And if he dies I don’t cry,

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I just fuck another guy.
GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

(A Pakistani Film Actor)

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" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. "
All the girlz who diet for a 0 figure......
Remember!
Real Men go for Curves,,,,,
only Dogs go for Bones....
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....