A MAN''s Sad Story

A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
.
.

NAKED

Jun, 11 2010 493 chars (4 sms) 3332 views Naughty

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A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:

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In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor..

1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.

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No argument at wedding crowd

A Youing Couple Were
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The Husband Said:
“When We Got Married,
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bahoon main

Pehlay Baahon me Lena

Phr Seene Se Lagana

Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna

Phr Khoob Kiss Krna

Phr Bister Pr Litana
.
.
.
.

Kita Mushkil hay
Bacchon ko Sulana.

He came at night

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

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A beautiful girl goes

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

FlaMeR

molvi

"Very intersting"

Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,
Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,
Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai

*"MOLVI"*

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!

Galt Fehmi

Aj phir Hui Titli Ko Ghalt Fehmi logo

Smjh Kr Gulab Ka Phol,
Mere rukhsar pe a bethi :D
Good evng :p

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