A MAN''s Sad Story

A MAN''s Sad Story
A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,


& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
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NAKED
  

Jun, 11 2010     493 chars (4 sms)     2945 views       Naughty

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I don’t love.

I don’t care.

I just married a millionair.

And if he dies I don’t cry,

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I just fuck another guy.
Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:

"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"

Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->
2008 ka sabse zalil sms
Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???
Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi
Us ne Multan se Matirc kia
karachi se F.A kia
Faisalabad se B.A kia
Islamabad se M.A kia
Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein
Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai
Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen .
{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.
What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika Sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi Sawant

Contest Elections In India.?


Politics Will Become Transparent
Eik Piyari Si Surat,
Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
Thodi Shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!
HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->
Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->
Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What''s your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->
A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...






Why???







U Dirty Mind...



She Had The Ticket!!!
A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:


WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->