main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal

main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal
Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:
  

Jun, 11 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2430 views       Naughty

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Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women"
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Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna

Phr Khoob Kiss Krna

Phr Bister Pr Litana
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In a quiet night, a quite tear rolls down

my cheeks and make a quiet wish,

May you are here with me

Sitting hand in hand, in this lonely night,

expressing lovely feelings,

We have for each other.

I wish you were here to say, “I love you” to me.
All the girlz who diet for a 0 figure......
Remember!
Real Men go for Curves,,,,,
only Dogs go for Bones....
Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->
Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara
Ghar Yehii Hy
Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur
Apne Sasur Ko Abbu Kahogi…

…Shaam Mein Us Ka Husband
Ghar Aaya Tou Boli

“Maa
Bhaiya Aa Gaye ..” =P =D
I don’t love.

I don’t care.

I just married a millionair.

And if he dies I don’t cry,

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I just fuck another guy.
Define Fashion Show?

"In Fashion Show,

Designer Shows Their Creation On Models,

Models Drop Their Dress

& Show God''s Creation
A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.

Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
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2nd Mutual Consent N
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GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

(A Pakistani Film Actor)

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" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. "
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

FlaMeR