What Will Happen If

What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika Sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi Sawant

Contest Elections In India.?

Politics Will Become Transparent

Jun, 11 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2886 views Naughty

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Eik Piyari Si Surat

Eik Piyari Si Surat,
Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
Thodi Shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!

kal koi meri biwi k

Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->

Shall v Try A Different

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->

Pather ki deewaar na

Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia

FlaMeR

In a Hospital two Nurses

In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor..

1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.

2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->

A Couple Had 3

A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.

Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P

A TC In A Train Finesb

A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...

Why???

U Dirty Mind...

She Had The Ticket!!!

Teacher: ''Kisses

Teacher: ''Kisses'' Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?

Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P

Shall We Try Different

Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"

Husband: "Excellent idea"

Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->

Enlgish

All the girlz who diet for a 0 figure......
Remember!
Real Men go for Curves,,,,,
only Dogs go for Bones....

What Will Happen If

What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika Sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi Sawant

Contest Elections In India.?

Politics Will Become Transparent

Radio Quiz

Radio Quiz:

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!

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