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Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb
Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!
Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
isko english man translate
Teacher: isko english man translate kro
"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"
boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->
Clas Mein Teachr
Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,
Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.
Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola
"Kia Khayal Hai Madam
Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...
A Couple Had 3
A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.
Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P
Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi
Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad b nikl gya..
Pathan:
O khucha lagta hy humko
Gul Bano k sath sath
Gul Khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->
Radio Quiz
Radio Quiz:
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
Kissing is like real estate
Kissing is like real estate.
The most important thing is
location,
location,
n location! ?
Define Fashion Show
Define Fashion Show?
"In Fashion Show,
Designer Shows Their Creation On Models,
Models Drop Their Dress
& Show God''s Creation
Musharraf Is Good For
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .
He Has Silver In His Hair
Gold In His Teeth
Stones In His Kidney
Steel In His Knees
Sugar In His Blood
&
Gas In His A** . . .
Biwi ne kameez utari
Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:
"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"
Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->
Larki- Dad
Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!
Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!
Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->
Teacher: ''Kisses
Teacher: ''Kisses'' Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?
Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P
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