WIFE SMS

WIFE SMS
''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women"
  

Aug, 19 2011     107 chars (1 sms)     2619 views       Naughty

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Teacher: isko english man translate kro

"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"


boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!


Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?

Sardar:Darling..

Jeweller Ki Dukan The,

Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary

Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??
Aj phir Hui Titli Ko Ghalt Fehmi logo

Smjh Kr Gulab Ka Phol,
Mere rukhsar pe a bethi :D
Good evng :p
"Very intersting"

Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,
Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,
Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai




*"MOLVI"*

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!
A Sweet Story.
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?
Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
.
.
Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy....
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor..

1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.

2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->
Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What''s your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->
Teacher: ''Kisses'' Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?

Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P
=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=


Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...


"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia ''FARAZ'' ko... =P ;->