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Announcement In
Announcement In
Zardari''s Chartd Plane ...




Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...
  

Jun, 11 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2966 views       Naughty

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DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey..

WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??

LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->
A Sweet Story.
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?
Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
.
.
Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy....
"Very intersting"

Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,
Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,
Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai




*"MOLVI"*

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor..

1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.

2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->
What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika Sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi Sawant

Contest Elections In India.?


Politics Will Become Transparent
A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...






Why???







U Dirty Mind...



She Had The Ticket!!!
Hights Of Heart Breakin:
An Inocent Man
Watchin His
1st Blue Film Aftr
Mariage,
In Which
His Own Wife
Had Acted

MORAL:
Watch All BF''s B4 Mariage...
Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.

sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?

wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->
Radio Quiz:

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
Aj phir Hui Titli Ko Ghalt Fehmi logo

Smjh Kr Gulab Ka Phol,
Mere rukhsar pe a bethi :D
Good evng :p
Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"

Husband: "Excellent idea"


Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->