A Sweet Story. Once a girl asked a boy: Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why? Boy thought for a while,took her in arms, looked in her deep eyes and said: . . Dekh janu dimag mat kha! Already physics mein supply hy....
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
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say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
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