One Boy To Anothe

One Boy To Anothe
One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?

2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->
  

Jun, 11 2010     122 chars (1 sms)     2471 views       Naughty

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Hights Of Heart Breakin:
An Inocent Man
Watchin His
1st Blue Film Aftr
Mariage,
In Which
His Own Wife
Had Acted

MORAL:
Watch All BF''s B4 Mariage...
Announcement In
Zardari''s Chartd Plane ...




Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...
Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara
Ghar Yehii Hy
Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur
Apne Sasur Ko Abbu Kahogi…

…Shaam Mein Us Ka Husband
Ghar Aaya Tou Boli

“Maa
Bhaiya Aa Gaye ..” =P =D
A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:


WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich..
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor..

1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.

2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->
"Potti Remix"

1 tatti, s0u afsanay..

Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala

0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away

tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam

Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki

tatti kar darya mai dal.

Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..

Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..

Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..
Height Of Fear

2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy

Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya

Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->
One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?

2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->
Define Fashion Show?

"In Fashion Show,

Designer Shows Their Creation On Models,

Models Drop Their Dress

& Show God''s Creation
A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,


& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
.
.

NAKED
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.